my friend and I have come up with part 2 of our 1776 porno One If By Land, Two If By Semen: The British Are Coming
prepare yourself
for
One If By Land, Two If By Semen: British Sinvasion
this is still one of my favourite posts ever and I’m so mad it didn’t get more notes
dammit why are you all bringing up my old posts
you know what this means bitches
someone just liked this photo
its 2 years old
no one has reblogged it for 2 years
who are you
the yahoo staff are being scary
they apologized
Ok do maybe yahoo does know how to fit in
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Admit it. You need me. We’re connected!
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i want my cat to be the official catsby i mean look at him
well hello, old sport
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RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
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Chemistry . a ductile, malleable, silver-white metallic element, scarcely known in a pure condition, but much used in its crude or impure carbon-containing form. Something hard, strong, rigid, unyielding
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