me: enough small talk
whats it about?
hhahhaha I don’t know???
it’s supposed to be this diary of a real girl, like it’s literally written by “Anonymous” but supposedly it’s just some old middle aged bitch who wrote it and it’s not a real diary at all [ok I looked it up on wiki, yeah the lady who wrote is was outed bye bitch]
this girl named Alice is a fucking maniac and gets into drugs and things/??>/?/ I don’t know, she goes to a party and they play this game called BUTTON BUTTON WHO’S GOT THE BUTTON and they basically just roofie someone’s drink and everyone chugs but they don’t know who was roofied and then idk horrible sexual things happen? I Didn’t get past the explanation of the button game because I was terrified that if I ever went to a real party this would happen
spoiler alert alice has the button??
I don’t know
I don’t know if any of you guys have ever read Go Ask Alice but my mom got that shit on tape for me when I was like 11 and let me tell you having someone read out loud to you the “button button who’s got the button” game is the worst experience of my life
I never finished that book
Im a DD as well but I got super fitted for a strapless bra and they gave me an F. Lmao. I havent worn that bra since
ahaha yes the other strapless bra I have is a 34C so in theory it would be better but it is so shitty its like this lumpy sack its awful
my dad calls me Boona and my older brother calls me Demus
normal people call me Nikki
but my best friend calls me God lol