today I discovered I have scottish ancestors
let me just add that to the lebanese, irish, italian, welsh, german, and french canadian ones
I went to run some errands and I drove by The Knights of Columbus, the Crossroads Cafe, and a really moody kid in a cat ears hat standing alone in the parking lot of a Five Guys. Hanover is the worst town ever.
My sister invited me to 90s night tonight but since my age was in the single digits until 1999, the best I could come up with was weird slutty farmer. I don’t know what I’m doing. 🔫 #90s #fashion #someonepleasehelpme
ahahhaha apparently this is what happens immediately after you admit to reading it
LET ME JUST TELL YOU, I READ IT ALL, AND THE BEGINNING WAS WEIRD, AND THE MIDDLE WAS LIKE “WOW CAN WE MOVE IT ALONG”, AND THEN I GOT TO THE END AND IT RIPPED MY HEART OUT OF MY CHEST LIKE THAT SCENE IN INDIANA JONES AND THEN AÂ TYRANNOSAURUSÂ REX TORE IT APART AND THE FIC PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE AND I CRIED HYSTERICALLY IN THE FETAL POSITION
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO READ A FIC WHILE BAWLING IN A TINY BALL
you know what happened AFTER I READ IT
AO3 WENT DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE
I couldnt even read a hapPY FIC T O F EEL BETTER
I had to come here and hyperventilate until people gave me links to read other fics and then immediately alert me when it came back on ahahhaa you know who you are that was a bad night
ANYWAYS THIS IS MY OVERALL REACTION AND I’M ONLY USING SAM BECAUSE HE WAS PRETTY MUCH NOT IN THAT FIC IN ANY WAY AND THEREFORE IT IS BEARABLE
SOMETIMES WHEN I THINK ABOUT THIS FIC I DIE A LITTLE INSIDE
IF ANYONE REMOTELY NEAR ME SAYS “I CAN DIG ELVIS” MY SOUL BREAKS IN HALF
THEY ARE GOING TO WRITE THE PHRASE “CASTIEL DIED ON A THURSDAY” AS THE CAUSE OF DEATH ON MY CERTIFICATE
BECAUSEÂ THAT WILL BE IT
TL;DR DON’T READ TWIST AND SHOUT
my biggest accomplishments in life:
1. getting free pies from mcdonads
3. getting a free biscuit from kfc
that is all
nothing else
I think that winchester joke was my lowest moment
my nephew was born in winchester
it’s not even as funny as the town called Hanson and the sign that says Entering Hanson
so awhile ago someone made a Wincest joke about a Winchester being inside a Winchester and calling it Winception
and I was thinking about the town in Massachusetts called Winchester
and if wincest was ever going to happen I sincerely hope it happens there so there will be a Winchester in a Winchester in Winchester
and we can use the joke
ready to go to grad school with my harry potter shirt and sailor moon backpack! this is my ADULT FACE
I put a lot of makeup on for fun only to remember I have to go to class in half an hour and I’m wearing a Harry Potter shirt and a batman bandaid on my thumb
I miss these so much
